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Written by Sammy
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Tuesday, 03 February 2009 |
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Holly: Hmmmm I just dont know what to do. Me Nina and Mint have just sat on that stupid mantelpiece for months, sam has barely given us a second glance
Holly: I mean sure sam did actually take me on honeymoon with her to the carribean and I made it back in one piece unlike the last trip she took me on where she snapped me in half....
*remembers the holiday*
*remembers the holiday*
Nina: Yo Holly, would'ya look at me, im off that bloomin shelf. Whats going on is it christmas?
Holly: Nina hi. I was just thinking about that myself we have to find a way of making us invaluable to sammy. Other wise ...well you know theres that ebay place Ive heard about that I dont want to experience first hand
Holly: You cant come up with any major evil plan okay it has to be descreet no hurting things. Nina: well in that case we need to come up with a teeny tiny evil plan just to remind her that us dolls cant be messed with. She needs to learn to remember to take me on holiday next time and to respect us and change our outfits at least once a day...OR ELSE!!
Holly: *sighs* I wish I could get a new outfit I mean I havent had shoes on since....I cant remember actually.
Nina: thats quite sad but I have something more shocking...
Nina: Sams been promising me for months that she'll glue my stupid hair back onto my head, its kinda cold during winter when yoor hair keeps falling off with every gust of wind, still I get my own back when shes trying to pose me a quick nudge here and there and my hair falls off, it really irritates her...heheheh
Holly: that is just..just...too cruel, we need to put a stop to this.
Holly: ....but what can we do I mean its not like we have a trade union or anything.
Nina: Well..holly, I was hoping you were going to ask. Holly: Uh-oh Are you going to make me sorry for bringing this all up?
Nina: No no not at all, just leave everything to me. I have an idea....
Nina: Meet my assault rifle. His names jim. hi Jim, do you want to do some maiming today?
holly: nina!! What did I just say about no hurting things.
Nina: what? No I wasnt listening, you're voice is kinda dull it makes me bored with all its rules and reasoning, why can we never do things my way? Holly: you cant put a cap it sams ass, if she dies we'll defeintly end up on ebay. Funerals are expensive these days. Nina:....awwwwwww...*pouts* not even one shell? I'll only shoot her in the leg or arm or something not the head. Just a maiming shot not a mortal wound, she'll survive....and even if she doesnt you only have a funeral if you can find the body. I have contacts we can just make her dissapear. Holly: NO!
Nina: Fine! *stomps foot. then thinks for a moment* Okay I have another plan.
Nina: just leave it all to me. Holly: I'm going to regret this, I just know I will
...to be continued
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Last Updated ( Sunday, 29 March 2009 )
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